We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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