Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I am one with the molecules
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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