The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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