dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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