margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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