Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
