you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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