For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I need moral support for this bender
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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