Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
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question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
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