your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Randomize
