too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
