party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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