so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
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I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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