Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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