do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm passing your future prison.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
