And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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