i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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