Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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