am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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