who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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