it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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