Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
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He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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