So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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