Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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