So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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