He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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