life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You ate ashes out of my bong
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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