STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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