i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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