I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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