I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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