The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I accidentally burped into my bong.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Your cock deserves a montage
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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