Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
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