ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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