This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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