they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
All I want is dick and wine.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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