you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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