covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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