I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Pappa wants mamma naked
i love accidental penises.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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