ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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