there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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