The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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