you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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