I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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