It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Randomize
