Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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