Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
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