yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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