nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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