"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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