carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
and you said cock pushups were impossible
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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