My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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