conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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