? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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