So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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