at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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