i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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