Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
