he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Randomize
