In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
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All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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