So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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