So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
