Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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